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Why Mariah Carey's New Album Has Stalled

Posted Thursday, August 14th 2008 by Jeremy Gloff
Earlier this year the hype was rampant.  Press releases.  Interviews.  And a lead single that was, face it, pretty killer.  The buzz surrounding Mariah Carey's E=MC2 album was huge.  "If my last album was dinner," said a confident Mariah in an interview, "then consider this new album dessert". 

Word on the street was that this new Mariah album had the potential to trump her 2005 blockbuster THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMIMIMI not only revitalized Mariah's career; it also was a solid album that became an important album for a lot of people.  Sure, the singles were hot. "It's Like That," "We Belong Together," "Shake It Off" and "Don't Forget About Us."  More importantly, the album was filled to the brim with juicy album cuts that were just as emotional and crafty as those singles. "Stay The Night," "Your Girl," and "You Could Be Mine" all could have been blockbuster singles in their own right.

So this new follow-up album was poised to continue Mariah's hot streak.  And when "Touch My Body" debuted, it almost seemed Mariah could pull it off.  Of course there were people that wrote off that single as formulaic.  Or boring.  Or hookless.  But I was a strong advocate for "Touch My Body."  I thought it was cute, classy, and sexy.  And even the video was camp at its best.

The day E=MC2 came out my friend Sam and I went to lunch and bought the CD.  We made an event out of it.  We sat in my car and quickly browsed through the tracks.  "Holy shit!" we thought, "this album might even be better than MIMI!".

Fast forward.  So what happened?  After "Touch My Body" and the initial publicity blitz, E=MC2 quickly fell off the pop culture radar.  Sure, Mariah's rapid marriage to Nick Cannon grabbed headlines.  But those headlines did not translate to a second huge single from the album.  In fact, said second single "Bye Bye" barely cracked the Top 20.  And the third single, the glorious "Lovin' You Long Time," could have been a summer smash, but never got past the upper reaches of the 70s on the Hot 100.

So why has Mariah's new album stalled?  What's going on here?

Culture changed fast.  Of courrse, this new album isn't as solid as MIMI.  But that nonwithstanding, in a different time there could have been a few more blockbusters from the album.  Times have changed.  Back in 2005, when MIMI ruled the airwaves, we were all in better financial shape.  We were having a good time.  The party was hot.  So when Mariah re-invented herself as a materialistic, product name dropping, fabulous bling diva, we bought it and loved it.

In 2008 gas prices are sky high, we are all worried about our jobs, and the future seems quite scary and uncertain.  There seems to be an underlying sense of dread and unease in the air.  And this time people aren't turning to music for escape.  And alas, Mariah's new album, with tales of VIP status at the club, drinking expensive drinks, driving in expensive cars, turns out to be horribly timed.  Whereas at one time we could take such music and get lost in it, these days we're worried about where our next paycheck is going to come from.  And so Mariah's new album quickly fades from the public conciousness.  Unless times get better, I think people, at least for now, are more interested in Obama than bling and butterflies.  These are dark, serious times indeed.  And Mariah's new album isn' the kind that could provide an escape from the darkness.  It alienates more than it invites.  While Mariah is getting her VIP on at the club, we're all scraping up change off our car floors to see if we can even afford to get in.  Love you, Mariah ... maybe next time will be better.

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Art Imitates (Someone Else's) Life

Posted Friday, August 1st 2008 by Jeremy Gloff
Dear Gloffy,
Since you're an artist yourself I really want to hear your opinion about artists incorporating other people's secrets into their works of art. I am not talking your own secrets (you are free to do whatever you want with those), but secrets and embarrassing tales other people have told you about themselves. Do you think it is OK to use other people's secrets in your own art? Should you warn them about it and ask their permission about using their secrets? Where would you draw the line? Recently, my favorite performance artist and I ended our year-long association because he staged one of my most embarrassing secrets in his most recent performance piece.

Signed,
Steamed in Germany

Dear Steamed,
When art and interpersonal relationships mingle, things can get quite muddy. On one hand, many artists draw from their personal experiences and observations. I've drawn a lot of inspiration from conversation. On the other hand, part of being a friend is respecting the invisible line between public and private. I think the answer to this question could differ depending on the situation. How close is the friendship? How personal is the secret? What are the effects of said secret being used in the art? Has the secret been used creatively? Throw that all in the blender and see what you come up with. Perhaps Lindsey Buckingham was grappling with the same issue when he wrote "Walk A Thin Line" for Fleetwood Mac's Tusk album. Sounds like your friend was walking that same thin line. So did this friend tell you anything juicy? Maybe we can write a song about it together.

Hi Gloffy,
I have a lot of problems, but I am not sure if I really do. I don't want to talk to people especially in a crowded room, but I like company. I hate people but I love them too. Sometimes I feel very inferior, but I have confidence. Someone told me that I have low self-esteem and also that I don't want people to understand me. Right now I am wondering if I am just an asshole and I am trying to hide myself from the world. I am hiding myself from the world because I don't want to hurt anyone. I have a few close friends but I am lonely without being comfortable in public. I feel that if I don't find a way to reach out to people that this social awkwardness will turn into a permanent hermitage. A hermitage that I find I am already setting myself up for. Please give me some advice here Gloffy I am in pain.

Sincerely,
Loner at heart

Dear Loner,
With our modern culture geared toward immediate escapism it can be a lonely place for the philosophic and the introspective. If you ever joked that maybe there's nothing wrong with you it's the rest of the world … maybe you were right! Regardless, any healthy social infrastructure should be built from the ground up. There's nothing at all wrong with spending some time alone and sorting yourself out. Iron out those self-esteem issues. From there, strengthen your immediate friendships. Learn to trust and open up to people you are already established with. From there, if you choose to be more social you will be better equipped.Come on out of the dark, just like Gloria Estefan did in 1989 ... and into the light!

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Rick Rolling The Christians

Posted Saturday, June 28th 2008 by Jeremy Gloff
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