Say what you want about John Mayer, that his blue eyed blues albums are for the tween mall set or, even worse, something your aunt Edna would discover while ordering a triple caramel machiatto at $tarbucks.  But, the dude is funny and is never to big to love at himself.

Case in point, he pairs up with the Judd Apatow/Will Ferrell site Funny or Die, and the writing staff hit a home run in describing a typical day for Mayer.  Who, incidentally, is fucking Jennifer Anniston. 

From the blog title, you can probably tell my favorite bit is Mayer's proxy drug addict.

From Funny or Die: