10. Every single person in the country complaining that they don’t have a job and that they ONLY get a FREE $400.00 check every week and then don’t have enough gusto to get a side hustle that Uncle Sam does not know about

9.Getting it in

8.Having swag

7. Club action photos

6. Club action photos where 100% of the people are smoking

5. Everyone playing only tech-house and remixes of remixes of remixes

4. OPENING DJS THAT START PLAYING BLISTERING HOUSE MUSIC AT 10:00 AND THINK THIS IS WARMING UP THE CROWD. IF YOU’RE THE FIRST DJ TAKE IT EASY YOU FUCKING RETARD

3. Dudes actually start getting laid again because I got married. (you're welcome fellas)

2. Not even close to enough fights in the club. Get crunk please

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